The universe has changed shape

Universal love and the Do Nothing Revolutionary Brigade are victorious. The Conspiraloon Alliance has kept on fighting and, finally, it has won!

If Carlsberg made polemic

It would probably read like this.

7 / 7 / 7 / 7 / 7 / 7 / 7 7th Anniversary Special

Proof positive that, no matter how much or how hard you polish your prized turds, they're still turds.

Grade 6 Canadian New World Order Economics

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Football's coming home

This Sept. 2010 photo posted recently on the Titiusville, Fla.- based arms manufacturer Knight's Armament's Internet blog, shows members of Charlie Company, 1st Reconnaissance Battalion, out of Camp Pendleton, Calif. in Sangin, Helmand province, Afghanistan. The Marine Corps confirmed Thursday Feb. 8, 2012 that one of its scout sniper teams in Afghanistan posed for a photograph in front of a flag with a logo resembling that of the notorious Nazi SS. (AP Photo/knightarmco.com)

2012™ Olympocalypse

Olympics, N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-Ninteen, Nineteen Eighty Four 'style'

And, in a fine example of progress, evolution and the wonderful world in which we now live as a result of those things, in tandem with leaving power unchecked, here comes

Olympocalypse 2K+12

Don't expect 50,000 security personnel to suddenly disappear as quickly as they arrived